Nigel Harman please marry me!

Why Nigel Harman and I are meant to be together:

1. We both have a background in musical theatre (and we all know all the experts say common interests are very important in a relationship!)
2. He played Curt in The Sound of Music and I played Gretel (who doesn’t love Gretel??!!)
3. He and I are the same number of years, months and days apart as my parents are (and they had a great love story!)
4. We both had a parent die as a child
5. We both grew up in Surrey (like point 1, these similarities are important my love)
6. We share the same favourite bakery in London
7. His Dad is a banker and I looove bankers...!
8. He worked @ Sainsbury’s and I worked at Sainsbury’s (as a College student). I should say that upon completion of the entry to work at Sainsbury's test, I was deemed suitable for the office instead of the shop floor!
9. Nigel said in an interview that he’d love a girlfriend who wasn’t necessarily the brains of Britain but was smart (well does number 8 show my brains?? Don’t forget those 3 degrees I’ve got and my super fabulous job now, youngest in the team by 20 yrs!!)
10. He likes women with red hair – heck I would look great with red hair!
11. We both support Crystal Palace FC (granted I switched from supporting the gunners upon learning of my beloved Nigel’s love for CP, please forgive me for my indiscretion Nigel)
12. He can juggle, I am VERY good at juggling (um...men)
13. A friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I was at a pub with in London once told me that my humour reminded him so much of his old friend Nigel (alright, he wasn’t talking about THE Nigel, but we’ve got to start somewhere!)
14. He has that thing where he has one eye that is bigger than the other – I LOVE THAT!!!!!!
15. He is vulnerable – honestly, I’ve always had a soft spot for vulnerable men
16. He likes Julianne Moore – honestly, I have been told several times that my voice sounds very similar to hers (and no I didn’t pay people to say that!)
17. I look like Tamzin Outhwaite
18. He smokes – I detest, hate and despair at people who smoke BUT every good relationship has something to fight and make up about. This can be our thing baby!
19. He was distressed not to get a role in the new upcoming film Mama Mia. I was distressed too baby (sshh! secretly I was relieved because at least he won’t have American women swooning after him, I can cope with the Brits but not the Americans)
20. He likes hot women and I have been told I am positively on fire. Yes, it was by the 75 year old man that swims at the same time as me each evening and yes he is blind in one eye, but we can overlook such things
21. I fancy him from the depths of my heart and I know if he gave US a chance, he’d fancy me too

Now dear Nigel, I should preface this by saying I am no jezebel and no groupie. I was taught, very rightly, there is a big difference between the women men get into relationships with and the women men marry, I am the latter. Remember that saying, every man wants a lady on his arm, a wife in the kitchen and a ........(fill in blank – couldn’t possibly say it, after all I am a lady!) Well baby, that expression was made with ME in mind :)

If anyone who reads this knows him, I will give you naming rights to our first child if you set us up. After all Alan Carr 2nd & 3rd (the neighbours) did say, when I shared my obsession, er love, for Nigel "ooohhh, you'd make beautiful babies, I tell you, beautiful babies"

Dishy Dicky any insider tips, chance of a set up?? Come on you have to use that star status for some good!!

I leave you with this parting video; can you see the similarities???