How to have a very good 24 hours - yes another shameless mention of Dishy Dicky aka Richard Madeley

Firstly, forget that you:
1. Left your beloved Jimmy Choo shoes outside overnight because you insisted on wearing them when cleaning out the rabbit's cage (so that you would feel beautiful of course).
2. Found a slimy slug in said Jimmy Choo shoes, scream and wake neighbours; luckily Mr and Mr Alan Carr 2 & 3'rd don't seem to mind, instead erupt in fits of laughter at your expense, (would be funny except for the fact I am scantily clothed and not expecting spectators!)
3. Forget to remove slime and slide foot into said shoe
4. Were so lazy when you plugged your alarm clock in, that instead of setting it at 11pm, you leave it flashing at 0:00 and of course, therefore in your state of hazy morning madness you arrive at work an hour early
5. Were so eager to work out this morning, that you begin your moves (before, or should that be, in the middle, of being clothed) forgetting that you had already opened the blind, the milkman in full view of at least the top half!!!

Instead focus on:
1. The fact you've had 2 comments from the wonderfully salubrious Dishy Dicky (admitting you'll never be able to watch tv at 5 without blushing again), one in which he actually states my obsessions make his world feel complete (yes I will shamelessly plug him plug him plug him as much as I wish!)
2. The fact you were privy to, and the subject, of an intense discussion between some very handsome police officers you are teaching about whether you look more like Kate Winslet or Tamzin Outhwaite.
3. The fact that when you ask said officers if this is good (similarities to Kate and Tamzin), they say "very good, very very good indeed" (dirty old men!)
4. Remember that Nigel Harman went out with Tamzin Outhwaite and thank the Lord that hope prevails

Isn't life grand???